Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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