- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Black People

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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