You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Butt poop.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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