- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

I have down syndrome. -RDV

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