- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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