what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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purple pickles

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Harry Styles

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Cool Brian

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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