why is my phone broken i dropped it

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

what do u call a black person by his name

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

A man walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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