Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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