1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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gay people

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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children burning

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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