- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Who wants pizza crusts?

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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