an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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