- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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