what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

knock knock how there me ok come in

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Samraj.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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