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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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He walked in a bar

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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