Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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