- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

What's 9+10? 19

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

This is not a joke or is it

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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