- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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