- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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