Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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