What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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black people

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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gay people

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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