Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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