- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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What's big and messy? A big mess

i have an apple. now suck my dick

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

A guy was beet by his wife.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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