Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

hahahahaha thats not funny

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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