Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Hillary Clinton

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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