- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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