Your mom.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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