Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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This is not a joke or is it

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What's 9+10? 19

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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