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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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