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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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