why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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