- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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