Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Justin's humor

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

civil rights

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Whats 2+1? 2.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

The WNBA

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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