There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Hillary Clinton

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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