Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Queens Park rangers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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A seal walks into a club.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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redtube

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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