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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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