what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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He walked in a bar

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Anti Joke

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