Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

hot diggity dog

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

a blond girl walks into a bar

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

So, how 'bout that airline food?

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

im a willy bum bum

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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