- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Religion.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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