Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why was the man sad? His wife left

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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