- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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