- Anti Joke

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.