What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Politics

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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This is a joke setup.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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