- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

hi bye

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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