- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Women's rights

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

brian mcgee is gay!

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

I told you it would happen

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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