Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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The jets are a good team..

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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