Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

i love to lick...

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

LET

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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