Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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