- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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