What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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