- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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