How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

A baby seal walks into a club

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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