- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A Sloth runs...

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

This is a joke setup.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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