I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Black People

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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