- Anti Joke

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What are we then hypocrites?

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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