Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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